These are Pictures That I've Gathered On My Quest For Internet Porn

Hahahaha, Blind People Are Stoopid

So...much...sexiness...in...one...spandex

According to the Laws of Dragon Ball Z, it Took This Guy 5 Episodes to Charge Up That Energy Ball

The Funny Thing Is That This Ad Was Paid For By Apple

I Found This Pic During One of my Daily "Little Boy in Underwear and Cowboy Outfit" Google Searches

This is actually sign language for "I don't want anyone to sleep with me"

Aww Puppy Wuppy, If you were here, Puppy Wuppy, I'd Squeeze the Shit Out of You

This is the Brutal Evidence of the Attempted Coup of American Culture by the Japanese

On Today's Episode of Dr. Phil....OH GOD! OH GOD! I SAW OPRAH NAKED!

Scott Baio, Mild Mannered Star of Film and TV...or Something More?

She Obviously Loves Her Disney Movies

This is What the World Looks Like at 8:00 on a Monday Morning

Her Parents Never Could Find out Why She Kept Spending All of Her Allowance on the Same Ride Over and Over and Over...

Everyone Loses Their Cool Once In a While

He Still Spent WAAAY Too Much Time On That Costume

It's Just Like Pokemon, I Gotta Catch Em All

Meh

The real title for this picture is "How to Spot a Rich Guy" but I think that "How to Spot a Master of Mind Control" kind of does more to promote the picture...and it reminds me of my Level 23 Mind Sorcerer on Dungeons and Dragons

No Mr. Mike Tyson, Bulimia Works the Other Way Around!

Me and Kitties Like This Don't Mix Because As Soon As We're Left Alone Together, One Of Us Comes Out Dead, And Let Me Tell You, I'm Feeling Pretty Healthy So I Guess That Sort Of Narrows It Down

Everytime A Baby Gnaws On A Kitty...umm...umm...A Baby Gets Scratched?

Wham!

They Might Have Only Paid 30 Bucks for the Outfits, But They Will Pay Untold Amounts of Blood for the Anguish They Have Caused Me

A Simple Relationship Between a Boy and His Dog...Or Something More? Lassie's a Slut

Haha, what does Bruce Lee ask for at a bar? Wataah!! Haha, get it...you see wataah sounds like water and...umm...umm...I'm so lonely

This Dog Looks Like How I Feel...If I Was A Crazy Long Haired Dog That Needed To Be Shot

What the Hell is that thing? A Lesbian?

Wow

Great American Heroes

The Strongest Argument for Pro Choice